Fake Pockets: A How To
If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.
Passive aggressive notes are the best.
there was nothing passive about the second one..
THIS. FUCKING READ IT, UNDERSTAND IT, THEN REREAD IT, THEN SHARE IT, THEN NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER USE SLUT AS AN INSULT AGAIN, OK? OK.
The kids face behind her is my reaction
I actually love it, best icon I’ve ever had! I think your icon is hella rad tbh;D!
I also think my icon is “hella rad.” However I have a better idea for your icon… Beefcakeme.JPEG.
I will get you back for the liking spree you went on last night….. Beware
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
I love when that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow
TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
Oh my god
imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face